When life gives you lemons...
HEY EVERYONE

So, in case you all were wondering why I’ve been gone for so long, I gave up Tumblr for lent. AND NOW I’M BACK!!!!!!!!!! I’ve missed you all so much.

How I nearly responded to this conversation:
 Dear Blue, 1) why are you using smiley faces if you’re mad at her? 2) Purple’s not contradicting herself. Her statement is totally  accurate. From your point of view, you could not trust her. 3) It’s not “Mysterious” if they told you how they know. 4) “Seriously” is not spelled “srsly” and “Because” is not spelled “cuz” “srsly get a reality check”
 ~Love, green 

How I nearly responded to this conversation:

Dear Blue,
1) why are you using smiley faces if you’re mad at her?
2) Purple’s not contradicting herself. Her statement is totally accurate. From your point of view, you could not trust her.
3) It’s not “Mysterious” if they told you how they know.
4) “Seriously” is not spelled “srsly” and “Because” is not spelled “cuz” “srsly get a reality check”

~Love, green 

What it will be like the last minutes of Tumblr if SOPA passes.
Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
teenagecircus101:

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Julie Andrews you fucker you still look exactly the same. Why can’t I be gorgeous like her?

The one that played Leisel looks older than Julie Andrews



Queens don’t age
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teenagecircus101:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

nicoleejohnson:

asiriuslygleefulstarkid:

jessemccartneysdouche:

dancelovehappyness:

yeahtakeitawayernie:

jdavvvid:

mwahihi:

:O

aaaww

THIS ONE MILLION TIMES

Julie Andrews you fucker you still look exactly the same. Why can’t I be gorgeous like her?

The one that played Leisel looks older than Julie Andrews

Queens don’t age

Fuck yeah, Ginovia yeah

wgHJKAFFBJHSEK

howdoesitfuckingfeel:

Classic.

crewnex:

i’m doing my homework in bed which means i’m taking a nap with a computer in my lap

viria:

still not finished, but damn.

viria:

still not finished, but damn.

jamieewashere:

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